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Petty Supporter
$5
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Because watching the chaos unfold is cheaper than therapy.
15% Off your order
Spite Donor
$15
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You’re not just here for the show—you brought popcorn AND receipts.
25% Off
Department of Regret Insider
$30
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Welcome to the petty executive suite.
50% Off
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Unnamed Government Agency Whistleblower
$50
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Not actually a fed… probably.
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